Heidi Montag's Poor Body Language

Reality star Heidi Montag-Pratt must have made it into mainstream to perform 2009 Miss Universe Pageant and she was a disappointment, to say the least.

The hot lady was adorned in a 3rd rate Shakira flesh colored bikini/pant suit with black trim and outfitted with a bulky headset (a visual prop) and performed her soon to be released pop single "Body Language."

I can't speak for the audiences but critics were less than impressed by her impaired body language. Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton wrote, “while it was most definitely bad — it wasn’t EMBARRASSINGLY bad!”

Check out the video yourself to see if Heidi Montag's Body Language gig deserves such criticism and whether she has a future as a singer.

Megan Fox Starring As Catwoman?

Right after her phenomenal success in the Transformers sequeal, Megan Fox will reportedly star as Catwoman in the next Batman film.

According to The Sun, the hot lady will play the part of of Selina Kyle in the new Christopher Nolan directed film.

Megan will be following in the footsteps of Michelle Pfeiffer who played the part in Batman Returns and Halle Berry, who also donned the famous catsuit for spin-off movie Catwoman.

However, Fox’s take on the cartoon vixen is said to be a lot more sinister that her predecessors, as The Sun reports Megan’s portrayal of Kyle will have ‘a darker edge’.

I can't wait to see Megan Fox in a tight PVC cat suit but shooting for the film may start next year and is not expected to be released until 2011.

Miss Universe 2009

Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez, center, was named Miss Universe 2009 in Nassau, Bahamas.

The 18 year old Fernandez who is of Russian, Ukrainian, Galician and Polish origin bested young women from 83 countries.

Venezuela could very well become the beauty capital of the world as they have garnered five Miss Universe titles, five Miss World and four Miss International crowns, more than any other country in the world.

Kelly Brook Turns Up Heat With Skimpy Bikini

Kelly Brook gave onlookers an eyeful after sporting a skimpy Orange bikini in Los Angeles.

The 29-year-old hot lady has been vacationing with rugby union footballer boyfriend Danny Cipriani. Her eight-year junior lover purportedly lured the beauty into the pool before getting close and personal with her, reports the Sun.

Kelly Brook recently revealed her secret to keep their passion alive between the two. She said: "I make sure he is still interested by giving him really Good sex."

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Women Envy Lucy Pinder's Breasts

Hot lady Lucy Pinder has one of the most enviable pair of celebrity boobs, a poll of women has revealed.

Lucy Pinder's curvy cleavage was voted the 17th most popular chest in a list of 20 celebrities.

Other women to feature in the poll included former Hollyoaks star Gemma Atkinson, glamour model Jordan and supermodel Kate Moss.

Researchers also revealed 39 per cent of women think celebrities have a major influence on people’s thoughts on plastic surgery.

The statistics indicate that one in five would consider plastic surgery to get boobs like their idol while two per cent of women have already done this.

Want To Hook Up With Jennifer Aniston?

Want to hook up with hot lady Jennifer Aniston? Impress the dog first.

This dog is not any stray but Jennifer Aniston's cherished pet Norman which has been entrusted with the important task of sniffing out her prospective boyfriends.

The Daily Express quotes her close pal as saying: "Jennifer takes her dog Norman on set whenever she can and treats him like a king. She realised Norman's reactions to people are usually spot-on and she has joked to us that the man who wins her heart will be the man who wins Norman's!

Norman reportedly has an affinity to Aniston's ex-hubby Brad Pitt but would growl whenever her ex-boyfriend John Mayer was around her.

Well, I don't know what Angelina Jolie has to say about this. Is this another hint to us that Brad Pitt's marriage is on the rocks and about to return to the arms of Jennifer Aniston?

I have nothing against dogs but I am skeptical of using such a criteria to select Mr Right. I mean, love and marriage is between two parties and both have to communicate their feelings.

Is it right for a woman to leave her future to the revered opinion of a dog? What do you guys think?

Happy 31st Birthday To Marisa Miller

I don't think there is another supermodel who is as hot as Marisa Miller.

In honor of the model's 31th birthday on this sixth day of August, Hot Lady Body will like to celebrate with a gallery of our favorite Marisa Miller pics.

Kim Kardashian Struggles With Break-Up

Hot lady Kim Kardashian needs some time alone as she struggles to cope up with her single status after her split from footballer Reggie Bush.

"We actually went looking for houses yesterday," Kim's sister Kourtney Kardashian told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show."She found some to-die-(for) houses".

"You go see this amazing house that's, like, a family house and she's like,'Wait, where does Reggie fit into all of this?'That's what, I think, she's struggling with," she added.

Kourtney added that the Kardashian clan has no grudges against Reggie Bush despite the break-up. "My mom just said she's going to (football) training camp and lugging him back."

Hmm, I don't know if there is such a thing as a peaceful break-up but Kim Kardashian seems to have one.

Jessica Simpson Unveils New Lingerie Line

Hot lady Jessica Simpson opens up about her favorite bras in a new interview about her lingerie line, which hits showrooms in New York City this week.

"Of course I love lingerie. What girl doesn't?" Jessica Simpson tells Women's Wear Daily. "My lingerie reflects the way I'm feeling when I wake up and helps me set the tone for my day."

Simpson added: "lingerie is a special part of what you wear every day. It's fun to pick different colors and styles. What you wear underneath your clothes helps define the outfit, whether T-shirt bras, push-up bras, different patterns and colors -- you always have to choose what works best."

Jessica Simpson seems to be in fine form, even though she was dumped by Tony Romo last month. I guess slipping into something more comfortable helps.

Pamela Anderson And Tommy Lee, On Again?

Pamela Anderson’s on-again, off-again relationship with rocker Tommy Lee appears to be on again.

The hot-and-cold couple was all smiles this morning as they were spotted enjoying each other’s company at the Hard Rock Hotel. They hit town after Lee and his Motley Crue performed at The Joint and clearly enjoyed each other’s company.

I can't recall any celebrity couples who have broken up and made up as many times as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. This on-off relationship has been going on since the couple married in Cancun in 1995.

For the record, last June, Lee told reporters, that he and Pamela had given it a try 800 times and he was giving it yet another go to make it number 801.

Whew.... have they reached 1000 already?